Visitor's Questionaire

   Yes, we know that it's really cold where you are and toasty warm in Florida.
It has certainly been a long, dreary, bleak winter in:
Sweden
  England
  New York
  Missouri
  Virginia
  Canada
  Other

    And, It certainly has been a really long time since we last saw each other at
Kindergarten
  Confirmation
  Graduation
  Wedding
  Funeral
  The Movies
  The bar where after a few drinks I said, "Ya'll Come"
  Last winter
  We've never met, but it sure is cold up there

   You're right, we have such a lovely home, patio, and pool, but
  It's too darn small
  Over crowded
  Horrible on allergies
  Pets bite and haven't had their shots
  A little short on cars, food, beds, alcohol, and toilet paper

   Sorry but at this time we can't extend an invitation because
  I haven't a clue who you are
  We'll make sure we're out of town
  Kids have moved back in
  I've been to Disney 437 times and can't take "It's a Small World" one more time

   We certainly understand your desire for sun and surf and will be happy to
  Refer you to a nice hotel
  Reserve a car rental ('cause you ain't using ours)
  Have a travel agent contact you (we get commissions)
  Be YOUR guest for dinner at the nicest place in town
  Send our kids to you when the summers are too darn hot down here

   It sure has been nice hearing from you since
  Yesterday
  Last week
  Last year
  Who are you again?

   From the Coesters with
  Love
  Affection
  Regards
  Who are you again?

    Steve and Yvonne